The 5 Types of People in Every Indian Office Meeting

Every single meeting. Every single office. Same five people. Always.

🙋 The Repeater — Waits for someone to say something smart. Then repeats it louder. Takes full credit.

😴 The Sleeper — Eyes open. Completely absent. Nods at random intervals. Has mastered the art of looking alive.

📱 The Scroller — Phone under the table. Thinks nobody can see. Everyone can see.

🤔 The Questioner — Asks questions that extend the meeting by 45 minutes. Always. Without fail. Every time.

😇 The Minute-Taker — Writes everything down. Sends minutes nobody reads. Follows up on action items nobody does.

You are one of these people.

Tag the person in your office who is the other four.

Meeting adjourned. 📋